What exactly is a "GZR Dispatch"?
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U finish yor homewrk yet?
wht homewrk?
DOOD! dont make jokes.
ok. what homewrk
U were suppsd to come up with a reason for gzr to suspend the debte 2nite.
RLY? wuz I suppsd to do that last time too?
yes. dpschmdt was furious. he threatend to fire u. U dont remembr?
dipshmdt is alwys furious: GBRAH! ME EGGS ARE TOO RUNNY! THEY ARE SO IN TEH TANK 4 OBAMA!
gbrah. fckn unrepentant eggs!
even after theyve been beaten, LOL.
? i dont get it
youv been at too many mcveep rallies. dont worry, the stupid wears off after a few wks.
well u bettr not fck up this time. GZR sez he might take billkrstls advice and fire evrybody.
I know! what a douche that guy is. evr since cityslckrs hes been a totl losr.
well dood, u gotta come up wth a really mavericky reasn for him 2 bail
OK. how about: sniffles
too sickly
poker game?
too risky
PTA meeting?
too girly
cock fight?
too farmy
last-minute hunting trip?
too cheney
Wait. I got it.
btd brth
?
bated breath
oh. whatevr. here it is: gzr has 2 suspend the debate b/c he has to go to a debate
a diffrnt debate?
No. the same one
wtf? How does that help
its mavericky
how u figure?
if u skip a debate its usually so u can do smthng else, right?
ok...
this is total maverick: He skips the debate so that he can do the exct same thing he was skippng
thats not maverick, thats senile
no. its only senile if he shows up in slippers.
well, its unpredictbl, ill giv U that
And. Best part: lndsygrm cant fuck up the message on talk shows.
there’s that.
plus, all teh libruls will be all: WTF? He sed skip, but then, no skip? where’s teh skip? wtf? etc.
then we say: whats the problm libruls? Why can’t U make sense of this? are U too stupid? I thot U were supposd to be the smart ones, etc.
exactly.
1 problm
?
lndsygrm will still find a way to fuck it up
...
frankly, they all will
...
I mean, myGd, mcveep?
her head will xplod like in scannrs
it wuz a good thot tho.
thx. maybe he does the debate, but just givs obama a wedgie
obama prolly has mad cool undrwear
tru. he’ll get like 10 pnts in teh polls.
undrwr we can believe in. blah blah
tonite, gzr bettr be wearing undrwr he can crap in
lol. they both get a "hanes bump"
i dont get it
dood. conservatve intellectualsm. its over yor head
student > master. well done grshpr
What exactly is a "GZR Dispatch"?
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